Appreciates As A Joke Quotes & Sayings

A lot of people who are straight-shooting ... they're only happy to be so blunt when talking about others. They're not so upfront about who they are, what flaws they have, and what their issues are. — Suzanne Wright

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny. — Robert Benchley

The making of one's life into art is, after all, the first duty and privilege of every man. — Arthur Symons

In magical thought the human body is the 'microcosm' (small representation) of the Earth, which is the 'macrocosm'. The Earth is also the microcosm of the Universe. In other words, we are pictures of the essence of the planet and thusly of the universe. As such, when we change ourselves, we change the Earth and the universe. — Scott Cunningham

If morality truly stemmed from an all-powerful deity, it would not change over time. — Armin Navabi

Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner. — W. Somerset Maugham

I think if companies start reinventing themselves and focus on the customer experience more, they will win out in the end. — Alfred Lin

A lot of people don't know I am always thisfuckingclose to doing some crazy shit. — Amy Poehler

My mother's capacity for happiness was a small soup bone salting a large pot. — Lorrie Moore

Lunch is the best time of day to eat in Paris. Then you get to go walk it off afterwards. — Rosecrans Baldwin

For instance, while writing this, I was summoned to attend jury duty. Throughout the jury selection process, coordinators and judges reminded us how important our presence was, and how deeply they and the State of Oregon appreciated our service. The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Oregon and several judges who may or may not have been actors thanked us via video. The big joke of it was that attending jury service is mandatory and my summons threatened me with the possibility of being held in contempt of court for non-compliance. That pretty much sums up how the state "appreciates" its citizens. "We — Jack Donovan

If I thought of the number of people who were watching me as I got ready to shoot, I?d miss it. — Michael Jordan