Apple Picking Funny Quotes & Sayings

Always observe your opponent carefully. You need to use the
first seconds of every encounter to evaluate the length of their
blade, the length of their arms, etc. — Masaaki Hatsumi

The United States is afraid of China; it is not a military threat to anyone and is the least aggressive of all the major military powers. — Noam Chomsky

It is one of the important uses of civility to signify resentment. — Ambrose Bierce

I like the good feeling movies. — Robert Duvall

The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. — Dave Barry

Entrepreneurship is about telling a story that connects the deep needs of a group of people with a repeatable solution. — Evan Baehr

He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king. — Saint Augustine

Most acts of assent require far more courage than most acts of protest, since courage is clearly a readiness to risk self-humiliation. — Nigel Dennis

If you've ever been to a poetry slam, you know that the highest scoring emotion is self-righteous indignation: how dare you judge me. So in that way, the poem, 'What Teachers Make,' is an absolutely formulaic slam poem designed to allow me to get up on my soap box and say, 'Let me tell you what really makes me angry.' — Taylor Mali