Apparently Video Quotes & Sayings

One is not born a woman, but becomes one. — Simone De Beauvoir

Football comes naturally to me, but basketball is a challenge, that's why I like it so much. — Tony Gonzalez

My mind to me a kingdom is, such present joys therein I find, that it excels all other bliss. — Edward Dyer

Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video — Ashton Irwin

If you give desperation any wiggle room, it will toy with you. — Harlan Coben

I wonder sometimes if the motivation for writers ought to be contempt, not admiration. — Orson Scott Card

I think that people who can't believe in fairies aren't worth knowing.
— Tori Amos

It's not just the Taliban killing children. Sometimes it's drone attacks, sometimes it's wars, sometimes it's hunger. And sometimes it's their own family. In June two girls my age were murdered in Gilgit, which is a little north of Swat, for posting a video online showing themselves dancing in the rain wearing traditional dress and headscarves. Apparently their own stepbrother shot them. — Malala Yousafzai

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

McDonald's released a new video showing how it makes their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns out that McNuggets aren't made out of chicken. They're made out of people who ask too many questions. — Conan O'Brien

I nurtured my dinomania with documentaries, delighted in the dino-themed B movies I brought home from the video store, and tore up my grandparents' backyard in my search of a perfect Triceratops nest. Never mind that the classic three-horned dinosaur never roamed central New Jersey, or that the few dinosaur fossils found in the state were mostly scraps of skeletons that had been washed out into the Cretaceous Atlantic. My fossil hunter's intuition told me there just had to be a dinosaur underneath the topsoil, and I kept excavating my pit. That is, until I got the hatchet out of my grandfather's toolshed and tried to cut down a sapling that was in my way. My parents bolted out of the house and put a stop to my excavation. Apparently, I hadn't filled out the proper permits before I started my dig. — Brian Switek

In her also I found what I liked best - an unfailing, kindly welcome without a hint of sentimentality, unruffled good sense, the unobtrusive talent for making all things at all times as cheerful and comfortable as circumstances allowed. — C.S. Lewis

I tore up my knee break dancing. I have no idea how that happened. Apparently these legs are meant for swimming, but not dancing. I was watching an MTV video, thinking, 'I can do this.' Definitely not. I heard a pop. I sat down and it blew up like a watermelon. I had to go to the hospital and get surgery. — Ryan Lochte