App Developers Quotes & Sayings

If I asked people to live as I live, they would kill me, — Jose Mujica

George Washington ordered his Thai food on a laptop? Of course not. He called on the phone and dealt with the person who didn't speak English because he was a patriot. — Jim Gaffigan

Users are trying to discover apps; we are trying to improve the app discovery process, and developers are trying to reach users. If you step back, it's a problem we solved with search and ads in search. — Sundar Pichai

Baltimore is a great place. — Julie Bowen

I haven't lived a full enough life to look back on, but I am too old to get by on being pithy and cute. I know enough now to know I know nothing. I am slugging away every day, just like you. — Amy Poehler

I actually think Facebook made it their business to be close with all of the app developers. They couldn't have done more. — Max Levchin

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. — Rita Rudner

A mere 1.6% of developers earn more than $500,000 per app per month. — Anonymous

I don't like stand-up comedy that requires a lot of props. I really respect people who can walk out onstage alone and with no other tool but their own minds and can make you laugh and maybe even think a little. — David Letterman