Apjohns Quotes & Sayings

I would like to have a child. A very wise and witty little girl who'd grow up to be the woman I could never be. A very independent little girl with no scars on the brain or the psyche ... A little girl who said what she meant and meant what she said. A little girl who was neither bitchy nor mealy-mouthed ... What I really wanted was to give birth to myself - the little girl I might have been in a different family, a different world. - Erica Jong, Fear of Flying — Anonymous

There was a snort, and then his brother's sarcasm came spilling out. It can be your eHarmony ad, bro. Wanted: smart, independent woman to play at D/s. Must like handcuffs, spankings, and anal sex. — Lexi Blake

We don't destroy our heroes today when we worshipped them yesterday. — Gerard Houllier

Words impress me. If a man can speak eloquently and beautifully to me, I just melt on the floor. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

Mountains are all right, I guess, because you can get on top of them and get a good view of the plains. — Thomas D. Isern

There are only two stimulants to ones best efforts: the fear of punishment, and the hope of reward. — John Moulder Wilson

Every woman is at heart a rake. — Alexander Pope

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Henny Youngman