Apatosaurus Coloring Quotes & Sayings

The more attractive and athletic the character depicted on the T-shirt, the less attractive and athletic the fan wearing it — Nev Fountain

Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles — Nicki Minaj

If the joy of scientific discovery is one-shot per discovery, then, from a fun-theoretic perspective, Newton probably used up a substantial increment of the total Physics Fun available over the entire history of Earth-originating intelligent life. That selfish bastard explained the orbits of planets and the tides. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

We've got some talented people in my family in regards to football, and we do it the right way. — Clay Matthews III

If it be asked what is to restrain the House of Representatives from making legal discriminations in favor of themselves and a particular class of the society? I answer, the genius of the whole system, the nature of just and constitutional laws, and above all the vigilant and manly spirit which actuates the people of America, a spirit which nourishes freedom, and in return is nourished by it. If this spirit shall ever be so far debased as to tolerate a law not obligatory on the Legislature as well as on the people, the people will be prepared to tolerate anything but liberty. — Alexander Hamilton

We are more heavily invested in the theories of failure than we are in the theories of success. — Albert Bandura

I used to be as scared of public speaking as I was of sharks. Every time I teach I get an endorphin high off the fact that I did not have a panic attack. I teach and swim in order to measure my improvement as a human. I am no longer terrified of quite so many things. — Heidi Julavits

Because in this view the domestic principles of an Islamic state were divinely ordained, non-Muslim political entities were illegitimate; they could never be accepted by Muslim states as truly equal counterparts. A peaceful world order depended on the ability to forge and expand a unitary Islamic entity, not on an equilibrium of competing parts. — Henry Kissinger

Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It's like stealing something valuable they don't even know they own. — Chuck Palahniuk