Apathy Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm sorry I left without telling you," she says. "I wasn't ready. I wanted it so much, and I wasn't ready for that. — Nina LaCour

QUESTION: Who governs the governors?
ANSWER: Entropy. — Frank Herbert

We are taught that the hero's journey is the journey from weakness to strength. But I am here today to tell you that those stories are wrong. The real hero's journey is the journey from strength to weakness. — John Green

They can take a flying fuck at the moooooooooooooooon. *** — Kurt Vonnegut

Nothing is ever actually invented by the mind. The mind puts things together and constructs false ideas — Jostein Gaarder

Fuck, woman, you're every damn fantasy I've ever had. — Abbi Glines

My melon soul
Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy — David Wong

If the life of a man or woman on earth is to bear the fragrance of heaven the winds of God must blow on that life, winds not always balmy from the south, but fierce winds from the north that chill the very marrow. — Elisabeth Elliot

The point I want to make about methanogens is that they were the losers in the race through a bottleneck, yet nonetheless survived in niche environments. Similarly, on a larger scale, it is rare for the loser to disappear completely, or for the latecomers never to gain at least a precarious foothold. The fact that flight had already evolved among birds did not preclude its later evolution in bats, which became the most numerous mammalian species. The evolution of plants did not lead to the disappearance of algae, or indeed the evolution of vascular plants to the disappearance of mosses. — Nick Lane

They didn't have much trouble
teaching the ape to write poems:
first they strapped him into a chair,
then tied the pencil around his hand
(the paper had already been nailed down).
Then Dr. Bluespire leaned over his shoulder
and whispered into his ear:
'You look like a god sitting there.
Why don't you try writing something? — James Tate

You turn inward. There's nothing to distract you, so you begin to look at yourself. — Joseph Frank Bianco