Apache Disable Magic Quotes & Sayings

Can you imagine going to bed with Kierkegaard? He'd never stop asking, 'Can I do this to you? Is this okay? — Jonathan Franzen

For me, it's been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity. I've been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander. — Bill Watterson

Human beings are not made to take shortcuts, ... You're to live your life, moment by moment. Your life isn't here to entertain you - it's to be lived. — David Rotenberg

Pervasive part of the island culture — Pat Conroy

You mean because of the challenge you issued to the Unseelie? Yeah, that was a real bright and shiny idea, Dreamer. — Chani Lynn Feener

Theory, from whatever source, is not perfect until it is reduced to practice. — Hosea Ballou

The safety-valves of the heart, when too much pressure is laid on. — Albert Richard Smith

Why don't you want it?" "I have better things to do." "Like what?" He opens one eye and looks at me. "Like convince a stubborn girl to admit she's madly in love with me." I can't help but smile. — Susan Ee

Worrying about how you'll be remembered is pointless. Better to try to live your life in such a way that people will respect you while you're still alive. — Charles Cumming

Remember, remember the 5th of November. — Guy Fawkes

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. — Leslie Nielsen

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf. — Prince Philip

Once you get over the simple unpleasantness of it - I suspect most people would gag, the first time - it is easier to wipe somebody else's bum than it is your own, because you can see what you're doing and use both hands at once if necessary. The whole process is much more efficient and uses no more toilet paper than is strictly required, so it's better for the environment, too. If we were really green we'd all have somebody else wipe our bums, though I can't see it catching on. — Iain Banks

feelings are programs; that is, they are learned responses that often have a purpose. — David R. Hawkins

I miss you always
when I go to the beach
the sand is wet with
tears that seem mine
although I never weep
and hold you in my
heart with a very real
humor you'd be proud of — Frank O'Hara