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I volunteered on a farming community in Israel for two years when I was a teenager. One of the jobs involved clearing out a massive warehouse full of chickens ready for the abattoir. The smell of 40,000 chickens in 45C is awful. — Nick Frost

Eve returned to her lip-gloss application. "Biology. Ms Whittier," she said, not bothering to look at Luke.
"Cool. Me too. Can I borrow that?" He reached around her and plucked her lip glaze out of her fingers. She still held the wand.
He held out his hand for it.
"What? No," Eve said.
"Come on, it's my first day. I want to make a good impression. And clearly biology can't be understood without lipstick," Luke joked.
"Funny." Eve grabbed the lip glaze back. "This stuff is really good for you."
Luke raised his eyebrows. They disappeared into his floppy blond hair. He didn't have expressive dark brows like Mal.
"It has green tea antioxidants," Eve continued. "And macadamia extract and aloe vera for healing."
"Oh. That's different then," Luke said. "Carry on. — Amy Meredith

Some are like the Moon, good looking, but only when they're away from you. — Nizar Qabbani

We are a breathtakingly alienated people ... One of my props is the world's largest underpants. I've had the president of Costa Rica in my underpants with me. — Patch Adams

In 10 years, I'd love to live near the sea, in a warmer climate. I could see myself with three dogs ... and it'd be great to share them with someone else. — Luke Evans

Amelia the bright-sider believes it is better to be alone than to be with someone who doesn't share your sensibilities and interests. — Gabrielle Zevin

You'd help if you could, wouldn't you, boy?" I said. "It's no wonder they call you man's best friend. Faithful and loyal and true, you share in our sorrows and rejoice with us in our triumphs, the truest friend we ever have known, a better friend than we deserve. You have thrown in your lot with us, through thick and thin, on battlefield and hearthrug, refusing to leave your master even when death and destruction lie all around. Ah, noble dog, you are the furry mirror in which we see our better selves reflected, man as he could be, unstained by war or ambition, unspoilt by- — Connie Willis

Jail's are a spooky place," remarked Bill, trying to match the pace of detective Adam.
"Oh that is nothing in front of the ultimate fear" replied detective Adam.
"Ultimate fear?"
"Funny thing that, the ultimate fear is also the ultimate relief."
"Which is?"
"Death — Rao Umar Javed

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation. — Scott Adams

But I am not that eloquent, so I shut my mouth and smile. — Jesmyn Ward

That night my new skin was red silk, shivering in the breeze. — Emma Donoghue

I believe war is the inevitable fruit of our economic system ... — Helen Keller

Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other. — Felix Adler

Somehow, Rush can still sell out arenas. If I was sitting in row one, I would take my chair, unbolt it from the ground and run away. — Kaki King