Antinovela Quotes & Sayings

Where the frick are you?! I've been frickin' driving all frickin' around this stupid frickin' city all frickin' day trying to find the frickin' hotel because apparently frickin' Emily doesn't know where the frick it is either. — Melanie Fair

On Sundays when I speak, I hopefully give somebody something that they can use the next day at work or at home. — Joel Osteen

How often-even before we began-have we declared a task 'impossible'? And how often have we construed a picture of ourselves as being inadequate? ... A great deal depends upon the thought patterns we choose and on the persistence with which we affirm them. — Piero Ferrucci

Knowledge is the eye that must direct the foot of obedience. — Thomas Watson

From the pastor who has an affair with his secretary, to the jerk at the office who happens to be a deacon, to the overbearing boss who can't miss his Monday night Bible study, Christians today cause more problems for the gospel than all the devil's demons put together. — Wes Moore

I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment. — Larisa Oleynik