Anthropomorphized Wrench Quotes & Sayings

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. — Redd Foxx

He may have gotten spanked by a barbecue grill, but on a desk unit, he was a king. — J.D. Robb

Of course I consider myself a Jewish writer - I am one! All of the protagonists in my five books have been Jewish, and I wouldn't be surprised if all my future main characters were as well. — Lauren Weisberger

I am not pushy. You want it, you buy it. Most people hit the customer over the head. But if you're too self-important, it's kind of repellent. — Judith Leiber

If you start with community and want to be faithful to community, you have to realize that what binds you together is not mutual compatibility or common tasks, but God. In order to stay in touch with that call to community, we always have to return to solitude. — Henri Nouwen

If you see something out there that is bullshit, you can replace it with something that is not. — Priceonomics