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On occasion he would think back to the fiercest passion it had been his pleasure to experience and reflect on what might have been. He would look upon the woman who occupied the opposite half of his bed and feel his life had not quite lived up to the promise of another day. These moments would be mercifully brief, or so he hoped. — Roy L. Pickering Jr.

I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot, success is my only option, failure's not. — Eminem

It would be great to take one city street and turn it into a pedestrian corridor and see what kind of effect it has on the businesses in that area - It's the future I think. — Stone Gossard

When you go on the stage before thousands of people, you can be excited and nervous, but it's not fear. — Bill Kreutzmann

When someone asks, 'Does success make you into a monster?' I always say, 'No, it enables you to be a monster.' — Simon Cowell

It's not about speed and gold medals. It's about refusing to be stopped. — Amby Burfoot

Why does the brave druskelle Matthias Helvar eat no meat? 'Tis a sad story indeed, my child. His teeth were winnowed away by a vexatious Grisha, and now he can eat only pudding. — Leigh Bardugo

O benefit of ill! Now I find true
That better is by evil still made better;
And ruin'd love, when it is built anew,
Grows fairer than at first, more strong, far greater.
So I return rebuk'd to my content,
And gain by ills thrice more than I have spent. — William Shakespeare

The language of a smile is charming, mesmerizing, meaningful, and often mysterious, but everyone understands a smile better than words. — Debasish Mridha

They didn't understand that no one was entitled to a living. That everything was a struggle. That you had to fight and claw your way to success. Kate — Abigail Strom

Mystics love to make things as obscure as possible, I've learned, and never use a sentence when a paragraph of riddles will do. Priests, savants, politicians, and barristers are much the same.
The ambitious believe that if you want people to think you're smart, pose as pretentiously as possible and charge a premium for confusion and wasted time. — William Dietrich

I spent four days and four nights just covered in blood, falling in the water. — Rider Strong

I've got the greatest line in the world about the pope coming out in favor of contraception, and I don't dare use it. I don't even dare hint getting close because the moment you understand it, I'm in trouble. So it's something I've gotta contain and avoid bursting and so forth, and now you're frustrated because I've teased you with it. — Rush Limbaugh