Annoying Corporate Quotes & Sayings

Jo dimaag ki dahi banaaye, uski lassi kardo, aur chill maro. (If someone makes curd of your brain then churn them to buttermilk and chill). — Vikrmn

Just as ships are built to sail the seas and planes to fly the heavens, so is man created for a purpose. — Zig Ziglar

The Hand speaks with the King's voice. — George R R Martin

Why? Why don't you want to go with me?"
She huffed. "It's not that I don't want to go with you, it's that I'm not going at all."
"So you do want to go with me."
Cinder locked her shoulders. "It doesn't matter. Because I can't."
"But I need you. — Marissa Meyer

Who would sup with the mighty must climb the path of daggers.

-Anonymous notation found inked in the margin of a manuscript history (believed to date to the time of Arthur Hawkwing) of the last days of the Tovan Conclaves — Robert Jordan

As with almost every significant aspect of the Bush presidency, its handling of 9/11 was a catastrophe from start to finish. — Eric Alterman

I always had challenges when I was younger, because I looked so young but sounded older. — Carla Gugino