Anger Management Classes Quotes & Sayings

If I hear the phrase "selfie" one more time, I'll have to enroll myself in anger management classes. — Rebecca McNutt

Givers advance the world. Takers advance themselves and hold the world back — Simon Sinek

If you are creative enough to imagine a problem, you're clever enough to discover a solution. — Robert H. Schuller

Sometimes you hear a person speak the truth and you know that they are speaking the truth. But you also know that they have not heard themselves, do not know what they have said: do not know that they have revealed much more than they have said. This may be why the truth remains, on the whole, so rare. — James Baldwin

I once signed up for anger management classes but the instructor pissed me off. — Darynda Jones

For if we're destroyed, the knowledge is dead ... We're nothing more than dust jackets for books ... so many pages to a person ... — Ray Bradbury

So the last night the girl and her lover would be together, the girl would bring the lamp and set it so it threw the lover's shadow to the wall!!!!! — Chuck Palahniuk

Break the monotony. Do something strange and extravagant! — Ralph Waldo Emerson

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. — C. G. Jung

The financial markets are not to be trusted. They expect to be given free reign to make huge profits while the sun is shining, but hasten to the shelter of the state when the skies darken. — Peter Stalker

In the street of the sky night walks scattering poems — E. E. Cummings

Really? Only one class and you're ready to kick him out?" the woman on the other end of the line inquired. "I'm sorry, that's not why I was calling," Melanie said swiftly. "I'm calling because I wanted to know a little bit more about Mr. Styles, to see if there is a more efficient way that I can help him." "Mr. Styles has been through three anger management courses and one Hugs for Healing program in the past two weeks. His attempts at fulfilling the court order with these classes have resulted in two counselors quitting, and several restraining orders. — Kaelyn Swan

I don't want lunch, because I'm not hungry," he said. "And I don't want anger management classes, because right now angry is all I have," he spat. "And I don't want condoms, because it seems that I'm incapable of fucking anyone but you. — Kitty French

Creative people do not belong in the university because the process is antithetical to the analytical process so necessary for proper scholarship. — Rita Mae Brown

A new star shines bright.
Angels herald the good news.
The Christ child is born. — Richelle E. Goodrich

The first case of mad cow disease since 2006 was discovered right here in the United States. The good news, since the cow is in California, instead of putting the cow down, they are going to enroll him in anger management classes. — Jay Leno