Andy Bernard The Office Quotes & Sayings

Is kissing you generally considered a joyful affair? - — F Scott Fitzgerald

Without Christ, not one step; with Him, anywhere! — David Livingstone

Tell me there is a God in the serene heavens that will damn his children for the expression of an honest belief! More men have died in their sins, judged by your orthodox creeds, than there are leaves in all the forests in the wide world ten thousand times over. Tell me these men are in Hell; that these men are in torment; that these children are in eternal pain, and that they are to be punished forever and forever! I denounce this doctrine as the most infamous of lies. — Robert Green Ingersoll

The more I learn about Mr. Romney, the less there is to admire. — Henry Rollins

Bribery is against the law, and you know it. But it's not against the law to make a profit, is it? So it can't be against the law for me to bribe someone in order to make a fair profit, can it? No, of course not! — Joseph Heller

But if you'll prosper, mark what I advise, Whom age, and long experience render wise. — Alexander Pope

My dream job is to be a rock drummer and the alternate drummer for the Foo Fighters. — Rachael Ray

Policy makers still think that if we just hand out more money the world's problems will be solved. — Paul Weyrich

It is just so cool to play on the beach right next to the water. I am deeply moved by water as I think most people are - so to play music with it is a most powerful experience. — Jim James

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt. — Florence King