Andriote Quotes & Sayings

Stupid movies and their completely inaccurate argument scenes. — Belle Aurora

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone. — Dana Gould

So... what was the reason to don't be social!???
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Oh, thanks Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution for reminding me. — Deyth Banger

The problem of how we finance the welfare state should not obscure a separate issue: if each person thinks he has an inalienable right to welfare, no matter what happens to the world, that's not equity, it's just creating a society where you can't ask anything of people. — Jacques Delors

You know what worries me about the enemy? It's the violence. It is almost as if he thinks he can solve every problem this way. — Chris Cleave

That book is true ... I wrote it myself as it fell from the lips of the prophet. It contains the everlasting gospel, and comes in fulfillment of the revelations of John where it says he saw an angel come with the everlasting gospel to preach to every nation, tongue and people. It contains principles of salvation. And if you will walk by its light and obey its precepts you will be saved in the everlasting kingdom of God. — Oliver Cowdery

I want my life back.
-Dear Blue Sky — Mary Sullivan

I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you? — Lewis Black