Andreacchio Family Quotes & Sayings

I am pleased to say I find nothing funny, sir," Bent replied as they reached the bottom of the stairs. "I have no sense of humor whatsoever. None at all. It has been proven by phrenology. I have Nichtlachen-Keinwortz syndrome, which for some curious reason is considered a lamentable affliction. I, on the other hand, consider it a gift. I am happy to say that I regard the sight of a fat man slipping on a banana skin as nothing more than an unfortunate accident that highlights the need for care in the disposal of household waste." "Have you tried - " Moist began, but Bent held up a hand. "Please! I repeat, I do not regard it as a burden! And may I say it annoys me when people assume it is such! Do not feel impelled to try to make me laugh, sir! If I had no legs, would you try to make me run? I am quite happy, thank you!" He — Terry Pratchett

The Islamic world is obsessed with the notion of strong leaders. This is a mistake. We don't need powerful leaders, but rather unconventional, progressive thinkers with the courage to open our minds. — Tariq Ramadan

Then I decided to draw from and on my own imagination, and everything came out perfect. — Jack Prelutsky

Gratitude is a two fold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. — Henry Van Dyke

You can't expect life to play fair with your heart or your brain or your health. That's not the nature of the game we call life. You have to recognize the nature of the game and know that you can do your best to make the right choices, but life if going to do whatever the hell it pleases to you anyway. All you can control is how you react to whatever life throws at you. You can shut down or you can soar. — Holly Nicole Hoxter

Something in her brain that still remained calm told her that she was doing a very foolish thing indeed. — Jean Rhys

Never mistake a woman as an opportunity for bliss. — Ted Dekker

That's what the myrtle means. Myrtle for marriage, ivy for faithfulness, ferns for sincerity, and rosemary for remembrance. — Jude Knight

That was when I realized a shocking thing. I couldn't become a man without becoming The Man. Even if I didn't want to. — Jeffrey Eugenides

The minister goes stiffly in As if the house were his, — Emily Dickinson

The fewer connections you have to the world, the easier it is to leave. — David Levithan

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

There aren't any hard women, only soft men. — Raquel Welch

For critics, as they are birds of prey, have ever a natural inclination to carrion. — Alexander Pope