Anamorphosis And Isolate Quotes & Sayings

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.' — Steven Wright

Winning medals wasn't the point of the Olympics. It's the participating that counts. — Pierre De Coubertin

He said I was trapped. He had trapped me. I told him to carefully consider what trapped animals do when they do not wish to be trapped. — J.M. McDermott

I had no idea how she went from frozen nipple to that. — J. Lynn

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. — Jack Black

We should make politicians dress like race car drivers
when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their suit. — Jay Leno

On the Firehole I caught thirty-six inches worth of trout - in six installments. — Arnold Gingrich