Anally Training Quotes & Sayings

I' ve won awards. And they didn't make me feel bad winning them. They made me feel pretty good. But it also did not make me feel bad NOT winning the Academy Award. — Al Pacino

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay, and then repeatedly anally rape it until such time that it admits that it was actually a member of an al-Qaeda training cell. Even though at the time of the alleged offence the tea cosy was actually working as a shop assistant in a branch of Currys in Wolverhampton. — Stewart Lee

I hate skin; I hate bones and bodies. I want to curl up inside of him and be carried there forever. — Lauren Oliver

My career as a critic still lay in the future but unconsciously I may have been preparing for it. They were not easy companions, these intellectuals I was now getting to know. They were overbearing and arrogant, excessively competitive; they lacked magnanimity and often they lacked common courtesy. But they were intellectually energetic and - this particularly attracted me - they were proof against cant. — Diana Trilling

Keep the right perspective Some people would love to have your problems. They would gladly trade places with you. They would love to have the job that frustrates you. They would love to sit in traffic in that car you don't like. They would love to have your husband, who gets on your nerves. They would love to live in the house you think is too small. — Joel Osteen

Don't be in a rush to get big. Be in a rush to have a great product. — Eric Ries

What if I really am alone?"
"Baby, you aren't alone. I'm here. — Karina Halle

The media need superheroes in science just as in every sphere of life, but there is really a continuous range of abilities with no clear dividing line. — Stephen Hawking

Celebrities, movie stars and rock stars are losing their mystique. — Nikki Sixx

For decades, we've been trying to cook up the building blocks of life, in the lab, and recreate the origins of it all, but the parts didn't seem to fit together, until now. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway. — Craig Ferguson

An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. — Henry Ford

Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney. — Matt Groening

If people were possessed by reason, running marathons would never work. But we are not creatures of reason. We are creatures of passion. — Noel Carroll

Don't bother with New Year's resolutions if you don't have the discipline to put a plan in place to actually achieve them. — Robert Kiyosaki