An Idiot Abroad 2 Quotes & Sayings

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. — Karl Pilkington

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. — Karl Pilkington

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable. — Ambrose Bierce