An Idiot Abroad Quotes & Sayings

Anymore, no one's mine is their own. — Chuck Palahniuk

I never planned to be a professional artist - I just want to be a sustainable artist. I guess they're the same thing if you look at them from a different angle. — Courtney Barnett

I don't want to be a star. If you have to label me anything, I'm an actor - I guess. A journeyman actor. I think 'star' is what you call actors who can't act. — Paul Muni

As I speak for many in the budding new missional church world I have to share that I no longer judge the faithful fervent work of so many pastors who have pastored well but who struggle to find their place in this new world. They deserve to be honored instead of belittled. Without their legacy we would have nothing to build upon. — Hugh Halter & Matt Smay

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. — Karl Pilkington

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington

Sustaining true friendship is a lot more challenging than we give it credit for. — Mariella Frostrup

No one ever asks "Why are you married?" even though the question is just as valid as "Why are you single?" After all, people marry for many reasons other than pure love--fear of being alone, a desire for biological children, economic security, social status, health insurance. — Sara Eckel

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. — Karl Pilkington

In social policy, when we provide a safety net, it should be designed to help people take more entrepreneurial risks, not to turn them into dependents. This doesn't mean that we should be callous to the underprivileged. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable. — Ambrose Bierce

If this was what caring about someone was like, what the hell was he supposed to do? Because he couldn't handle it, couldn't live like this. — Kelly Moran