Amy Tbbt Quotes & Sayings

Comedy is the finest drug, laughter is the best medicine. — D.M. Jarrett

My sister is a public school teacher. She makes far far less money than I do, and gets almost no public attention for her work. Yet I believe what she does is infinitely more important and more difficult than what I do. — Anna Quindlen

Every parent worries for their child, but I do worry that he's all right, and happy and stable, and that I've done the best that I can. He's a good boy - so far so good. But if you're a parent, it doesn't matter if your child is five or 50 - you still worry. — Heather Small

I'll tell you a piece of news
I hope you have not heard it before: for good, bad, or indifferent, one always likes to be the first to tell. — Anne Bronte

The moment of change is the only poem. — Adrienne Rich

The interesting thing about the miracle berry in chemo patients is that it actually straightens out their taste buds, whereas for you and I, it blocks our bitter and sour receptors. For them, it straightens them out to taste food as it normally tastes. — Homaro Cantu

We have such a high drop-out rate from musicians, said the head of the college. He was right - I dropped out before I even dropped in. Months later they were still asking what had happened to me, not realising that I was on a UK tour. — Holly Johnson

Fraud and deceit are anxious for your money. Be informed and prudent. — John Andreas Widtsoe

Credit or debit cards, for starters, are nothing short of shoppers' Novocain. Even in the age of digital purchases and virtual money, we still attach a special value to dirty paper with pictures of presidents on it. Handing some of that to a cashier simply hurts more than handing over a little sliver of plastic. — Jeffrey Kluger

Our words reveal our thoughts; our manners mirror our self-esteem; our actions reflect our character; our habits predict the future. — William Arthur Ward

On offense, you can fumble and they still talk about you. — Clinton Portis

Don't be self-conscious - other people are completely unaware of you and more concerned with how they appear ... — John Geddes

If you wanted to remold people, you had to break them down first. — Richelle Mead

These fundamental imbalances led them into concentric circles of ever decreasing size: a nautilus shell of their discontent. — John L. Parker Jr.