Amusingly Absurd Quotes & Sayings

Nightmares are distinctly different from dreams in the way that people feel them and experience them. So a lot of people think that a nightmare is something where something is chasing them and you have to wake up screaming. Yes, that's one of the more common nightmares that we see is the person chasing someone or they're being chased. — Shelby Harris

All the most difficult problems become easy when we find the solutions. — Debasish Mridha

My father lived to be 97 and played bridge every day up to the end, so I've got a 50 percent chance of living a long life like him. — Henry Louis Gates

One thing I try to avoid in my films are effects that have a CG 'look' to them. The challenge is never let the audience get distracted by thinking that they're watching something made in a computer. — Jonathan Mostow

I had become shy of life's bustle in my solitary retreat and was apprehensive at the thought of facing the world. — Selma Lagerlof

Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn. — Burt Bacharach

Remember, it's the winners write the history books, and the losers get the leavings. — Joanne Harris

And sometimes to help them we have got to help ourselves. — Stevie Ray Vaughan

You spend all this time inside, alone, writing. And then it becomes about travel and new places and new people. And I do love talking to people about the book, but ideally, I like a little less disruptive lifestyle, I like it when things are more organized. — Garance Dore

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH. — Lauren Conrad

She laughed at herself for this fancy at first; but not possessing the sweet unconsciousness of those heroines who can live through three volumes with a burning passion before their eyes, and never see it till the proper moment comes, — Louisa May Alcott

Efforts to bring about democracy have hit a wall and are going backwards. — John McCain

Virtue can only flourish among equals. — Mary Wollstonecraft

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh. — The Miz