Amusing Golf Quotes & Sayings

Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives. — Charles Spurgeon

The mall tour was right off of my second record, before it came out. It was very different. I did an acoustic performance every day in a different mall! One interesting thing I remember is playing 'My Happy Ending' a lot, and that song was so new that I remember getting emotional. — Avril Lavigne

Sentimentality towards the undeserving is as dangerous as agreeing to putting one foot in the grave. — K.A. Hosein

I grew up in a culturally radical home, where strong emotions were forbidden. — Lars Von Trier

As the flint contains the spark, unknown to itself, which the steel alone can awaken to life, so adversity often reveals to us hidden gems, which prosperity or negligence would forever have hidden. — Josh Billings

She is increasingly of the opinion that worrying about problems doesn't help solve them, but she hasn't really found an alternative yet. Surely you can't just leave them there. — William Gibson

You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse. — Omar Khayyam

All concepts in which an entire process is semiotically concentrated elude definition; only that which has no history is definable. — Friedrich Nietzsche

The body is not the only target of rape. Violence does not always take a visible form, and not all wounds gush blood. — Haruki Murakami

My greatest aspiration was always to live in the tropics. — Manuel Puig

Everybody's wearing a disguise, to hide what they've got left behind their eyes. — Bob Dylan

And worst of all, what if you don't know what you like at all? What if nothing sticks? Then you spend half your life wondering what it is you're supposed to be doing next. What happens after that? — Jami Attenberg