Ammariyathe Quotes & Sayings

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won. — Paul Merton

He that despairs degrades the Deity, and seems to intimate that He is insufficient, or not just to His word; and in vain hath read the scriptures, the world, and man. — Owen Feltham

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend. — Paul Sweeney

I learned that Nordic beer comes in three grades of potency. The lowest grade is apparently a kind of beer-flavored soft drink that can safely be fed to babies; the highest is, to hear them tell it, loaded with atom juice. It sounded worth investigating, but when I asked for it I was regretfully informed that the place couldn't supply it, since their license didn't extend to such violent stuff. I had to settle for Grade Two, known as ordinary pilsener. — Donald Hamilton

My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop. — Rafe Spall

If you constantly pander to the wishes of others, you will never accomplish anything. — Gary Oldman

The lunatic who thinks he is a crowned head may be, in a sense, happy, but his happiness is not of a kind that any sane person would envy. — Bertrand Russell

The eye will have his part. — George Herbert

Man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child king, long enough. And as his empire crumbles, my precious black widow shall rise as his most fitting successor. — Vincent Price