American Ultra Funny Quotes & Sayings

Live for each second without hesitation — Elton John

Yes, I would. I can read the arrest report now. Two blind men fighting over a hot, gay stud-muffin. My mom would freak out and her gaggle of friends would make sure that everybody in town knew about her blind, gay son beating someone down over a man. — Brandon Shire

Our culture works hard to prevent change. — Seth Godin

Man and wife are equally concerned, to avoid all offence of each other, in the beginning of their conversation. Every little thing can blast an infant blossom. — Jeremy Taylor

The test of love is that it gives even when there is no expectation of a return. — John Ortberg

Passionately pursue your goals. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I always dedicate my goals to my mum. I lost her a couple of years ago. She was my biggest supporter and is always with me. — Frank Lampard

I live in a one bedroom apartment by myself which is cool. I like to have my stuff exactly where I want it, so living alone is good for me. — Keiynan Lonsdale