American Pageant Funny Quotes & Sayings

I sometimes think we deserve to die, we're all so goddamned stupid. — Greg Bear

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. — Tim Moon

The summation of human experience is being expanded at a prodigious rate, [but] the means we use for threading through the consequent maze to the momentarily important item is the same as was used in the days of square-rigged ships. — Vannevar Bush

Most of the people who feel they are unhappy now are holding a grudge and wishing unhappiness on that person. — CLAMP

Sometimes being with gets overlooked I think. — David Arnold

Happiness arises in a state of peace, not of tumult. — Ann Radcliffe

Fate is a bitch, but there you go. — Chris Lynch

(Shortly after Germany forced Denmark to sign a non-aggression pact in 1939) How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us. — Victor Borge

Before facing you enemy, you must first face yourself. — Tite Kubo

To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow. — William Faulkner

But the essence of what was said is accurate. — Chris Kyle

Societies have a peculiar way of relating, or more accurately non-relating, to rape maybe because it is so vicious, they choose to live in denial about it. — Aysha Taryam

Can you believe that, to say that ours is the only path when the fundamental thing in art is freedom! In art, there are millions of paths - as many paths as there are artists. — Rufino Tamayo

Why does The Smartest Woman in the World [Hillary Clinton], who could carve her own career, who was on the Watergate committee - and got thrown off of it, by the way, for wanting to deny Richard Nixon his constitutional rights.How does a woman who has become a fixture in northeastern liberal politics find herself in the backwoods of Arkansas? — Rush Limbaugh

The facts of the matter are that we have known for a long time that diagnoses are often not useful or reliable, but we have nevertheless continued to use them. We now know that we cannot distinguish insanity from sanity. — David Rosenhan