American Idol Funny Quotes & Sayings

When you own your choices, you own their consequences. — Jack Welch

Don't ask what the work is. Rather, see what the work does. — Eva Hesse

I heard people say, 'Why would he want to do this?' My answer is 'Why not?' It is what I love. It's what I know. — Wayne Gretzky

Those who had the remaining jobs would have to buy the cheapest stuff possible with their drastically reduced wages, and in order for the manufacturers to keep that stuff cheap, it would have to be made by fifteen-year-olds in China. — Michael Moore

It's been a while. I haven't seen the actual gag reel they put on the DVD. I just saw the DVD myself, so I know that it's going to be some version of what we saw at our wrap party. Some of the funniest things probably wouldn't make it to the DVD and that involved Ryan O'Neal singing and they intercut that with the American Idol judges judging him, which was pretty funny. — Emily Deschanel

Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections. — Francis De Sales

Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. — J.C. Lillis

It's funny because ever since 'American Idol,' people look at me without makeup and think I'm 15 years old - they think I'm really young and quiet and shy, and that I've never been in a relationship and have never been in love or anything. — Candice Glover

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice ... — Russell Lynes

I can't watch American Idol ... it's like karaoke without the booze. — Tracy Morgan