Ambershaye Quotes & Sayings

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. — Joan Rivers

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine. — Bob Saget

I'd been collecting different ethnic instruments here and there, and then I started making little bell type stuff, looking for weird little sound toys. — Z'EV

We tell ourselves stories in order to live. — Ales Kot

There's life and death in every email. — Bill Gates