Amazingly Funny Holiday Quotes & Sayings

I grew up on red meat and corn. But I don't eat like that anymore. — Terry Farrell

We go to poetry, we go to literature in general, to be forwarded within ourselves. — Seamus Heaney

I've wrestled with alligators,
I've tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I'm bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. — Muhammad Ali

I curtsied. 'Thank you, Mr. Stansbury. And I apologize for my lack of grace.'
He bowed. 'Never apologize for being courageous, Miss Withersby. — Siri Mitchell

Negotiating the adolescent stage is neither quick nor easy ... I have often said to parents, "If it isn't illegal, immoral, orfattening, give it your blessing." We do much better ... if we find and support all the places we can appropriately say yes, and say only the no's that really matter. — Virginia Satir

When it comes to sin, the only one who has a right to condemn others is Jesus. And he refused. — Judah Smith