Amazing Unused Quotes & Sayings

What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize. — F. Sionil Jose

Rabbi Heskel Shpilman is a deformed mountain, a giant ruined desert, a cartoon house with the windows shut and the sink left running. A little kid lumped him together, a mob of kids, blind orphans who never laid eyes on a man. They clumped the dough of his arms and legs to the dough of his body, then jammed his head down on top. A millionaire could cover a Rolls-Royce with the fine black silk-and-velvet expanse of the rebbe's frock coat and trousers. It would require the brain strength of the eighteen greatest sages in history to reason through the arguments against and in favor of classifying the rebbe's massive bottom as either a creature of the deep, a man-made structure, or an unavoidable act of God. — Michael Chabon

This desire for equity must not lead to an excess of welfare, where nobody is responsible for anything. — Jacques Delors

I got the call to play Tony Manero in 'Saturday Night Fever' in Madrid, a role I'd always wanted, as it's such a well-constructed show, and my background is in musical theatre. I'd been travelling back and forth between London and Spain for auditions and had been borrowing money from friends to do it. — Juan Pablo Di Pace

2014 Resolution: Remember the past with truth, look to the future with passon, but live for the now. — B.K. Birch

Everybody counts - the Happy ones Count their Blessings and the sad ones Count their Troubles.-RVM — R.v.m.