Amanis Quotes & Sayings

Chicago is the greatest of all baseball cities. I make no exception, although I have been treated well wherever I have been. It is the greatest city because the fans will stick to a loser season after season. I have had my share of defeats, so I should know. — Charles Comiskey

I went to Alaska as a young man just looking for adventure. And like so many of us in the '70s, we found it. — Tom Bodett

If you're suicidal, and you don't actually kill yourself, you become known as 'wry. — Lorrie Moore

I have two older sisters; I'm the youngest. — Elizabeth Perkins

Nothing manifests more persuasively the American contradiction than that the author of the Declaration of Independence, a slave owner, wrote an antislavery clause into the document - as if to compel himself to be better than he was - which then had to be edited out so the Southern states, including Thomas Jefferson's own, would sign it. — Steve Erickson

As murderous industrial magnates go, Alfred Nobel is right up there with Ray Kroc, franchiser of McDonald's. — P. J. O'Rourke