Alyse Quotes & Sayings

Didn't you feel the tension you slithering whore? — Alyse M. Gardner

Sometimes, all it takes is one arm wrap-round. And a heart's home. — Alyse M. Gardner

You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 1012 to 1. — Ernest Rutherford

Falling asleep with hopes and wishes that I rarely get to hold in my hand for long ... go me. All I've got are memories and secrets. — Alyse M. Gardner

The self is a relation which relates itself to its own self, or it is that in the relation that the relation relates itself to its own self; the self is not the relation but that the relation relates itself to its own self. — Soren Kierkegaard

How can it not be bothering you though?" she asked.
"Beer, whiskey, and an invisible wall," I lied. — Alyse M. Gardner

Circe's got everything on you, bitch. — Alyse M. Gardner

I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot. — Zach Galifianakis

I never thought I'd go so far. I never thought I'd be a champion. It's a dream come true. — Flavia Pennetta

I know I should look away, let him grieve in private, but I cannot. The sweet girl that I knew only briefly is the key to this gentle beast who has captured my heart. — Robin LaFevers

My arm clutched one of my other pillows to my chest like a child with a teddy bear, a soul pressing its missing lover to her bosom. — Alyse M. Gardner

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O — Henny Youngman

You're supposed to not be real!" she whispered in a long exhaled desperate sigh.
"Well, by human standards, neither are you. You should know better to believe in stories. What? Mama not teach you right? — Alyse M. Gardner

The next time you feel that you will never get past the things you're experiencing now, look back on the trials you've experienced in the past and think about how far you've come since they happened. Trials won't last forever, and change will always benefit you. Remember that without change, there would be no butterflies. Without change, the dead of winter would never turn into the beauty of spring. Without change, the dark of night would never turn into the triumph of dawn. — Jayda Skidmore

So? He said that he cares about you! And even with him being fucked up right now, he's doing a shitty job of acting like it."
"I don't want to talk about it, or think about it. I just want to sit here, laugh, and drink. You know that my tolerance is already shot," I jostled my bottle on the counter as I flapped my hands open-close in a swift motion. A baby's wave goodbye. — Alyse M. Gardner

There's no shame in owning a New Kids on the Block t-shirt. They were my first concert when I was eight. — Zoe Lister-Jones

You play with your tongue? You know, I can, too. Just when I do, it's cuter," I paused, "sexier even. Your tongue play? Ugh, just plain creepy. Anyone tell you that your real tongue is not suitable for foreplay? — Alyse M. Gardner

I wish the death of one could bring back another. — Alyse M. Gardner

It's always been a dream of mine to be Ginger Rogers or Cyd Charisse, and here I am performing alongside Robert Lindsay and being directed by a major Broadway producer. Who said dreams don't come true? — Samantha Bond

I have loved many men, but only one in real life. All of the other men who have ever stolen my heart in more than friendship, are in books. — Alyse M. Gardner

We're not witches. We're the bogeymen and angels that walk the thin seam of the two worlds, like cats on high-wire beams.
Assassins. Peacekeepers. A secret government that's a two-way mirror. — Alyse M. Gardner

Guess everything with real love is going to be super fucked up and fuck the people up until they can't be fucked no more and then some. — Alyse M. Gardner

Yeah you do. It's called get your ass registered and don't eat and litter. Rules are simple here," I said.
"I never really did care for rules. And I'm new, I don't know better. — Alyse M. Gardner

You noticed something was off Saturday night, didn't you? I mean, outside of the fact that there was a stupid dark fae trying to hone in on someone that she could sink her baby snake teeth into? Nic and I may not be together, but we are each other's. Didn't you feel the tension you slithering whore? We gravitate and revolve around one another like suns and moons, the earth being what keeps up apart. — Alyse M. Gardner

Are you the one named Alyse? For he calls that name in his sleep."
"No, that is his beloved sister, dead these past three years." The depth of my disappointment that it is not my name he calls takes me completely by surprise.
"Ah," the old nun says sympathetically, as if she somehow knows what I am feeling. "Then perhaps you are Sybella. That is the name he asks for when he is awake. — R.L. LaFevers

A girl needs to eat ... ," she said.
"A girl needs to follow the rules here, or she gets axed. — Alyse M. Gardner

The more a thing is perfect, the more it feels pleasure and pain. — Dante Alighieri

Your people sell the weapons. My people use them. — Henry V. O'Neil

Of course after the fight you want to make sure that you're okay and so is the other guy, it's a brotherhood in there, so you want to make sure everyone is okay after the war is over. — Alexis Arguello

I've learned you don't always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing. — Joan Rivers

Thoughts are Things; things that have a tendency to transform into our reality. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Bodies and mind register, but the dick still does the thinking. Men. — Alyse M. Gardner

It's two lovers that continue to hold each other close but move in life as if they aren't their soul mates because it is deemed necessary. — Alyse M. Gardner

Sometimes, falling back on or using an old method or habit, is like sliding into a pair of worn running shoes and a corset. Doesn't make sense to others, but it's not for them. It's what keeps you together, what keeps you going. — Alyse M. Gardner

Yeah and I'd love it. Our place?"
"Our place. — Alyse M. Gardner

See, I'm still witty even when I'm half-dead. — Alyse M. Gardner

I haven't spent years, like Alyse Nelson of Vital Voices, toiling for female economic empowerment on five continents. — Tina Brown

Wouldn't you like to know," I smiled. "I travel. Shit happens. — Alyse M. Gardner

Nic and I may not be together, but we are each other's. — Alyse M. Gardner