Always Sunny Crack Quotes & Sayings

Time to shit or get off the pot. — Lee Child

What we must seek is a plan by which the men will receive high wages when the employers are receiving high prices for the product. — Charles M. Schwab

When you're a failure in Hollywood, that's like starving to death outside a banquet hall, with smells of filet mignon driving you crazy. — Marilyn Monroe

I'm so blessed to have such enlightened parents. It must have been very hard to watch their able-bodied son lock himself up in his old room for most of his 20s. — A. Scott Berg

You want me to do something ... tell me I can't do it. — Maya Angelou

Me and success are two things you don't wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens. — Drake

Pray that God will open the doors you can't open and close the doors that need to be closed. — Joyce Meyer

The goal of the FED, as with all central banks, is three-fold: (1) to protect the largest commercial banks from their depositors, who occasionally exercise their contractual right to withdraw currency (the ungrateful cads); (2) to control entry of newcomers into the bankers' cartel (interlopers); (3) to keep the stock market from collapsing in a panic, thereby persuading depositors to withdraw currency — Gary North

and for a brief moment she felt fifteen again. Felt as she hadn't in years, as if all her dreams could still come true. — Nicholas Sparks

. . . Mrs. Lambchop sighed and shook her head. "You're at the office all day, having fun," she said. "You don't realize what I go through with the boys. They're very difficult."
Kids are like that," Mr. Lambchop said. "Phases. Be patient, dear. — Jeff Brown

I think 'The Searcher' is a departure from my first because it's less grounded in religion and is far more rooted in the mythic tradition: more of an existential thriller where the main character is actually the central mystery, and his journey is all about trying to figure himself out. — Simon Toyne

Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man. — Richard Whately

It was OK for the media to pursue Former President Clinton year after year for lying about a private, consensual sexual affair, but we have five justices who committed one of the biggest crimes in American History, and it ceased to be a big story. — Vincent Bugliosi

I was making comebacks every single year. That makes it difficult mentally. It causes a lot of stress. — Marat Safin