Altorfer Springfield Quotes & Sayings

Punishments included hanging by the thumbs, toes barely touching the ground; bucking and gagging, being trussed like a turkey with a bit cutting the mouth; spread-eagling on a spare wheel, mocking crucifixion; flogging; and branding. — Michael C.C. Adams

Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!'
'Other than that you're saying I'm a dead ringer?'
'If the shoe fits.'
'Sheesh, I hate tall girls. — Joss Stirling

Do three things each night before you go to bed: read a poem, read a short story, read an essay. — Ray Bradbury

Rule yourself. Love your neighbor. Do the duty that lies nearest you. — Louisa May Alcott

We have trouble feeding, providing fresh, clean water, medicines, fuel for the six and a half billion. It's going to be a stretch to do it for nine. — Craig Venter

A journey to Thousand miles begins with one step — John F. Kennedy

I was a horrible student. — Adam Carolla

Most anthropologists are doing straightforward ethnography, and should. — Clifford Geertz

Who knows why that man planted those fields? Perhaps he knew we'd need the flowers for a cure. Maybe he just thought they were beautiful, like my mother did. But we do find answers in beauty, more often than not. — Ally Condie

A pottery outside Paris was turning out his picture on thick glazed crockery in a strident yellow and blue. This is what happens when you become a public figure; people eat their dinners off you. — Hilary Mantel

I think space will be conquered through the mind rather than the clumsy medium of space travel. — Patrick Troughton

Dying visions of angels and Christ and God and heaven are confined to credibly good men. Why do not bad men have such visions? They die of all sorts of diseases; they have nervous temperaments; they even have creeds and hopes about the future which they cling to with very great tenacity; why do not they rejoice in some such glorious illusions when they go out of the world? — Enoch Fitch Burr

There's no material safety data sheet for astatine. If there were, it would just be the word "NO" scrawled over and over in charred blood. — Randall Munroe