Altarage Quotes & Sayings

I realized that no one needed to make fun of liberalism. It was hilarious on its own. — Greg Gutfeld

If you think you can stand to know what you're made of, try kneeling before God. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

I don't understand why James Bond has to be a man all the time. When Pierce Brosnan retires, why not one of us? — Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sharing lets us feel less isolated and puts us on a path of being connected. At the end of the day, that's what we all want. — Jewel

Jesus, Gabrielle! Are you having a seizure?!"

"Please please please can I keep him mom? I promise I'll take care of him! Oh baby, I'll take care of him!"

"Good lord. She's finally gone around the bend. Can I have your Manolos when they come to take you away? — N.M. Silber

I've been abducted and probed in the anus.
On purpose. — Tom DeLonge