Alowishus Mahoney Quotes & Sayings

Give the enemy not only a road for flight, but also a means of defending it. — Thomas Hardy

Plague on it! what madness this is, to punish one's self because one is unfortunate, and not to lessen, but to increase one's ills! — Seneca.

Marriage.
Babies.
Aliens in Vegas.
The freaking world was coming to an end. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple of weeks after I graduated college I called my mother up and said 'Can I borrow $200?' and she said 'Why don't you act like you've got $200.' — Arsenio Hall

I have never walked down Fifth Avenue alone without thinking of money. — Anthony Trollope

I want to do a record with Monica Lewinsky. — Luther Campbell