Almondine Bakery Quotes & Sayings

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone. — David Sedaris

My parents are kind and accepting. Because so many of my friends were gay, it was just an accepted thing in my house. I was very lucky. — Melissa McCarthy

Existed in the eternal dilemma: to give freedom free rein, or to rein freedom in? — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Man can't handle the chaos. Oh, you can understand it in the abstract, as long as you don't think about it too hard. But at the core of it, whenever humans come against chaos, they deal with it in one of three ways ... Faced with chaos you will either ignore it, dance around it, or you will go mad. — Ilona Andrews

Your ego is gushing all over me and getting my favorite shoes dirty. — Nicole Williams

Lately, I usually write at the desk in my living-room or bedroom. From time to time, our red and stripy cat named Foxy decides to be my companion, poking his curious caramel-colored nose to the screen, watching me typing, and making attempts to put his paws on the keyboard despite the fact that he knows he is not allowed to; he also loves to arrange "sunbathing sessions for himself, purring joyfully while lying with his belly up under the lamp placed to the left of my computer; and, of course, the cat can't wait for when I happen to have a snack, to beg for some treats that seem to him tastiest if eaten from a caring human's hand. — Sahara Sanders

People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me is that if it's nasty, I then have to go and have a look, even though actually I don't want to know. — Zara Phillips

The natural world creates great beauty every day, yet the only rules of composition it follows are those of function and chance. — Scott McCloud

Ask anyone committed to Marxist analysis how many angels dance on the head of a pin, and you will be asked in return to never mind the angels, tell me who controls the production of pins. — Joan Didion

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this. — Jeff Foxworthy