Allstate Whole Life Insurance Quotes & Sayings

I need a stop-being-an-asshole implant chip to shock my ass every time I do shit like this. — Avelyn Paige

I wrote the song For A Dancer for a friend of mine who died in a fire. He was in the sauna in a house that burned down, so he had no idea anything was going on. It was very sad. — Jackson Browne

Rummy is one of the easiest of all card games to learn. More people understand the rules of Rummy than of any other card game. — Albert H. Morehead

To love, to be loved, and to be useful: these are the most important elements in a happy, meaningful life, and they can be achieved anywhere. — Syrie James

It's hard to imagine a civilization without onions; in one form or another their flavor blends into almost everything in the meal except the desert. — Julia Child

I was just beginning to relax when the radio crackled to life, and nearly gave me a heart attack.
"I see something, I see something!" Maddy was screaming and sounded terrified. "I see something moving!"
There was a weird, muffled sound, and then Skylar's voice came on. "Please disregard that emergency broadcast. Madeline has just seen her first cow. — V.L. Dreyer

Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm. — Edith Sitwell

Fight the staggering rise of type-2 diabetes by simply learning to cook healthy fresh food - it's fun, and it could save your life! — Jamie Oliver

Self-denial is not a virtue; it is only the effect of prudence on rascality. — George Bernard Shaw

Never argue with a drunk or a fool. — Aaron Sorkin