Allonge Form Quotes & Sayings

You would think that, by sheer chance, there would come a time when you daughter's two dances would be close together, ideally near the beginning. But the dance studio makes sure this never happens, using the same computer scheduling program that the cable-TV company uses to make sure that the technician, for whom you have been waiting eleven hours, rings your doorbell only when you have just commenced pooping. — Dave Barry

It would be an incalculable gain to domestic happiness, if people would begin the concert of life with their instruments tuned to a very low pitch: they who receive the most happiness are generally they who demand and expect the least. — Harriet Beecher Stowe

Truth that hurts is better than lies that heal. — Matshona Dhliwayo

What you doin' with this gun? — Mark Twain

I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that. — Kato Kaelin

In order to promote your own career, you need to promote the careers of others. — Gerald C. Meyers

When I say "major key," I think being grateful is actually respecting yourself. — DJ Khaled

More non-fringe, non-radical homosexuals emerge into public view every day. As the stereotype of the homosexual as antisocial deviant crumbles, a (political) party or faction that tolerates gay-baiting rhetoric in the name of 'family values' makes 'family values' look more and more like common bigotry. — Jonathan Rauch

Dictators free themselves by enslaving others. They work not for your benefit, but their own. — Charlie Chaplin

I fight everyday to not let the past overtake me. Sometimes I win, sometimes it does. — Richelle Mead

Any of the nearby volumes might hold information about hippopotamus portals or contain hints about how he might get home. — Brandon Mull

In the whisper of the leaves appears an interchange of love. — William Jones