Allllll Quotes & Sayings

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me. — Al Yankovic

Her laughter was an upbeat song set to a minor key. — Ken Scholes

She was afrad of him, now. Yes, she must be. Because not once, all through this, had she called him "son". — Robert Bloch

Martha: ... I cry allllll the time; but deep inside, so no one can see me. I cry all the time. And Georgie cries all the time, too. We both cry all the time, and then what we do, we cry, and we take our tears, and we put 'em in the ice box, in the goddamn ice trays until they're all frozen and then ... we put them ... in our ... drinks. — Edward Albee

You can't just bring a regular human here! What if the girl runs and tells the whole world on that Twitter thing about us? — L. Taylor

She liked the fact that he had not chosen Chivas Regal or some sophisticated single malt. It was her personal view that people who are overly choosy about the drinks they order in a bar tend to be sexually bland. — Haruki Murakami

When I want to read a novel, I write one. — Benjamin Disraeli

The only mistake when it comes to love, is not going for it. — Michelle A. Valentine

Some days I just think the whole world and life and everything is stupid. And that's 'cause I be missing you. — Jacqueline Woodson

You know what? I did a lot of things that were deliberate, and they all backfired. I was trying desperately to become Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler, and it did not work for me. I took a lot of leaps that I shouldn't have, traditionally speaking. I paid the price for that. I was not as hire-able for a while. But then I just gave all that up. — Dax Shepard

The truth is? Everyone lies. Every single person. — Carrie Arcos

I condemn all statements - made in sincerity or jest - that threaten or suggest the use of violence against the president of the United States or any other public official. Such rhetoric cannot and will not be tolerated. — Paul Broun

BFF manifesto rule number one: no bullshit. If I thought you were insane, I'd tell you -Anita — Eileen Cook

All of our language reflects this. If you're empty, you need to fulfill yourself. If you're stressed, learn how to take care of yourself. If you're on a job interview, you have to believe in yourself. If you're at the tattoo parlor, you must learn to express yourself. If someone dares to criticize you, you have to love yourself. If you're not getting your own way, you have to stand up for yourself. What should you do on a date? You ought to be yourself. What if your self is a train wreck? What do you do then? — John Ortberg