Allergy Funny Quotes & Sayings

Nothing is more important than a good education. — Roy Wilkins

It's amazing how people can take just one small part of a person and draw massive conclusions. — Lauren Baratz-Logsted

Better to live one year as a tiger, then a hundred as sheep. — Madonna

I should warn you," she finally said. " I'm immune to charm."
"You got a shot or something?" he asked. She amused him. He couldn't help it.
"You're right. More likely it's an allergy," she said thoughtfully.
He felt his mouth quirk. "An allergy? To charm?"
"Yeah, my stomach feels a little funny."
He gave her a slow grin. "Oh, those are butterflies, Princess. And that's a good symptom. — Erin Nicholas

Our chaotic, confused world has no greater need than to hear the message of good news - the Gospel of Jesus Christ. — Billy Graham

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels! — Milton Jones

Voice in the night
A voice whispered to me last night: 'There is no such thing as a voice whispering in the night! — Idries Shah

I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided.
"What terrible smell?"
"The air," said Gateman. "It smells ... different."
"That's called oxygen," said Professor Boxley. "Freh air. No cars, no buses, no factories; just pure, clean oxygen. — Cuthbert Soup

We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting - they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral. — Anthony Jeselnik

I detest a man who knows that he knows. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.