Alinor Furnishings Quotes & Sayings

Dear Lord," began Randy, who paused for long enough that Tristan sneaked an eye open to look at him. His saw his mother's cheek twitch with what he thought might be apprehension. "We are so grateful to be gathered here today with our family, and the family of our brother's homosexual boyfriend, and our new little goth friend who has a gay dad, whatever the heck that is all about. We'd like to say we're grateful this year for condoms, lube, and Ellen Degeneres, and for those guys on Queer Eye ... "
Randall Evan Phillips!" his mother shouted. — Z.A. Maxfield

My mother, she made sure all of us were treated the same and had the same opportunity to grow and develop, so that when we left the house, we could fly on our own. And she also knew when we got out into the world, we'd treat others that we came across with that same treatment and respect. — Michael Franti

But from the perspective of the aging parent, there is no major difference between four and fifteen, except that when your child is four, his motoring privileges are restricted to little toy Fisher-Price vehicles which are unlikely (although I would not totally rule it out in America) to sue you. — Dave Barry

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in our hearts. — A.A. Milne

You cannot change the wind, but you can adjust the sails. — Elizabeth Edwards

The idea that a loss will get easier as time passes, is complete bullshit. It doesn't get easier; you just learn to function while balancing the large burden on your shoulders. — S.D. Hendrickson

It turns out kids today still learn that four-chord progression when they're just picking up the guitar. — John Scofield

Some politician some years ago said that bad officials are elected by good voters who do not vote. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Downsiders," said the clown, "never look up. — Daniel Keys Moran