Alicoto Quotes & Sayings

The people I'm stuck with in my life now aren't sucking the life out of me, they just suck. — Melina Marchetta

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth. — Rodney Dangerfield

We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others. — Blaise Pascal

Sensuality without love is a sin; love without sensuality is worse than a sin. — Jose Bergamin

So, then why am I your son?" "Because Mom and I made love, and one of my sperm fertilized one of her eggs." "Excuse me while I regurgitate." "Don't act your age. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Leaders need to see clearly in darkness, Peregrine. You already do that. — Veronica Rossi