Alfonsos Quotes & Sayings

I fooled around and fell in love. — Elvin Bishop

The few that pray at all pray oft amiss. — William Cowper

And then all of a sudden she let out the biggest, loudest, smelliest fart in the history of farts. Mom — R.J. Palacio

I'm gonna get me a gun, all those people who put me down you better get ready to run. — Cat Stevens

But epidemics create a kind of history from below: they can be world-changing, but the participants are almost inevitably ordinary folk, following their established routines, not thinking for a second about how their actions will be recorded for posterity. — Steven Johnson

When it comes to the common rights and needs of men and women, there is no clash of civilizations. The requirements of freedom apply fully to Africa and Latin America and the entire Islamic world. The peoples of the Islamic nations want and deserve the same freedoms and opportunities as people in every nation. And their governments should listen to their hopes. — George W. Bush

Now, I don't usually talk about anyone's kids but the way she had disrespected mine, I didn't give a fuck about hers. — Tynessa

A book is like a present you can open again and again. — Anonymous

Ziploc bag. If you have more than one child, place each — Marie Bailey