Alfhild Gandolfsdotter Quotes & Sayings

and i wouldn't say no to something sweet. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Sati was a custom religiously followed by a few, toed halfheartedly by rather more, sidestepped by many and ignored by most — Tim Mackintosh-Smith

Just as we can learn from our mistakes, we can gain character from our disappointments. — Robert Kiyosaki

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He wants his mother.' — Erma Bombeck

A lion's work hours are only when he's hungry, once he's satisfied the predator and prey live peacefully together — Chuck Jones

I really wish there was some big brother conspiracy theory. I just think it's the ignorance of trying to make a dollar. That's what the networks have done and will continue to do. If anyone doesn't think that this is about making money, then they're crazy. — Montel Williams

According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him. — Morey Amsterdam

I shall not be afraid of anything I haven't even seen yet. If Fairyland-Below is a terrible place, well, I shall feel sorry for it. But it might be a wonderful place! Just because the wild striped cats don't know what diamonds are doesn't mean they're vicious; it just means they have wildcat sorts of wants and wealth and ways of thinking, and perhaps I could learn them and be a little wilder and cattier and stripier myself. — Catherynne M Valente

I'd always loved the chance to become someone else for a few hours. Someone for whom the words had been written, every gesture and emotion plotted, and the ending figured out. Almost like life. Just without the surprises. — Morgan Matson

The Bolsheviks did not seize power; they picked it up. — Adam Ulam