Alf Stewart Doodleburger Quotes & Sayings

When she was eighteen years old she had almost drowned in the Kennebec River, not because of the pummeling current, but because she couldn't come up with a casual phrase with which to call for rescue. "Help!" was such a cliche. By the time she was willing to scream, she had no breath left, and it was just blind luck that somebody saw her gasping and floundering and pulled her to shore. "Why didn't you say something?" they wanted to know, and she said, "I'm not a screamer." "Jesus," said one of them, "couldn't you have made an exception this one time?" "Apparently not," she said. — Jincy Willett

We all serve the illusion from time to time, but when we are able to see through it, we become open to reality. Then and only then can we understand and know our true selves and our purpose in life. — Gary Markwick

For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ. — Ronald Reagan

Life teaches you how to live it - if you live long enough. — Tony Bennett

Visualizing the movement finally got me over the top after months of practice. — Bill James

I never feel comfortable! I'm always anxious. I'm always all over the board. That said, I like doing comedy because it's easy to tell when you're getting it right because people laugh, and you can hear it, and they're smiling, and you can see it. — Lucy Punch

Bahai Iranians are barred from holding government jobs, their children are excluded from the nation's university system, their marriages are not recognized and their cemeteries and holy places have been desecrated. It is government policy to incite hatred of Bahais in the official media. — Elliott Abrams

Is the gratitude that flows out of your life as abounding as the grace that has flowed into your life? — Nancy Leigh DeMoss

An artist is always alone - if he is an artist. No, what the artist needs is loneliness. — Henry Miller

It's the ones who don't tell you they are informing," he said, "that you have to worry about. — Kati Marton

I know what I can do, so I never doubt myself. — Usain Bolt

You need to have the means to impose yourself — Bangambiki Habyarimana

It seems an age ago, since you have left me, time has filled me, with words unsaid;
as the sadness seeps into me slowly, and I am left to face the night ahead. — Lang Leav

When you have succeeded in letting go of a trivial preoccupation or two, your awareness will begin to expand into the deeper sources of stress in your life, the bigger uncontrollable things that you have been at pains to control. — Linda Bender

It is time for a leader who will lead. — Mitch McConnell