Aleyard Quotes & Sayings

I wish Rick would be gang-raped by a bunch of Muslim garbage collectors. — Augusten Burroughs

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny. — Jim Carrey

When you look at my photos, just look into the eyes of my subjects. The eyes say so much. — Jamel Shabazz

Poetry is a form of mathematics, a highly rigorous relationship with words. — Tahar Ben Jelloun

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s. — Ben Elton