Alexei Nikolaevich Quotes & Sayings

When you have nothing to say, say nothing. — Charles Caleb Colton

I enjoy the sun and the beauty of summer as long as I can. Who knows whether one of these days I shall not be prevented from doing it? — Alexei Nikolaevich

Businessmen are not in business to lose customers, and schools do not exist to free their clients from the agencies of mass persuasion. School and media possess a productive monopoly upon the imagination of a child. — Jonathan Kozol

Today is like yesterday and tomorrow will be the same as today. God, help us! Take pity of us! — Alexei Nikolaevich

A natural adversary is a customer service representative. — Jon Jones

Now I have realized what the lie is. If I became a tsar, no one would ever dare to tell me a lie. I would have gotten the country under control. — Alexei Nikolaevich

'Blasto' is a new game for Sony Playstation. It's an awesome three-dimensional game, and I play the character Blasto who's sort of a Flash Gordon barrel-chested superhero who goes to Uranus and shoots these little green alien Fascist guys. He rescues babes; he goes on wild rides. — Phil Hartman

Why aren't I like other boys? — Alexei Nikolaevich

There are many men out there who can see nothing but evil. It is on their vision like a cataract. Don't make yourself available to their interpretation of your worth. — Laurie Perez

Mama, don't forget to put a little monument on my tomb when I'm dead — Alexei Nikolaevich

When I am dead, I will not hurt anymore, will it Mama? ... When I am dead, build me a little monument of stones in the woods. — Alexei Nikolaevich

Embrace tomfoolery as if it were a rich relative on his deathbed. — Barb Best