Alexander Oneal Greatest Hits Quotes & Sayings

One of the best ways to influence people is to make them feel important. — Roy T. Bennett

Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?' — Bill Maher

I deal in lead! Roland called, and Eddie felt goose-bumps pebble his arms. — Stephen King

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. — Billy Connolly

If Americans loved judicial activism, liberals wouldn't be lying about what it is. Judicial activism means making up constitutional rights in order to strike down laws the justices don't like based on their personal preferences. It's not judicial activism to strike down laws because they violate the Constitution. — Ann Coulter

I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. But I tried to be, I think. — Chris Parnell

Michelle: I read about him in the news last week. So hot. I refuse to believe anyone that good looking could be evil. Matilda: Eh, Justin Bieber? Michelle: Bieber doesn't count. He's more like a semi-pretty lesbian. — L. H. Cosway

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow. — Aaron Allston

This entire most beautiful order of good things is going to pass away after its measure has been exhausted; for both morning and evening were made in them. — Saint Augustine

Self-respecting people do not care to peep at their reflections in unexpected mirrors, or to see themselves as others see them. — Logan Pearsall Smith